Just done my impression of a deflating spacehopper. Went down well.
I swear Police are getting younger. One stopped me saying “Would you mind blowing into this sir?” 5 minutes later he got back on his space hopper.
A couple of bouncers outside a night club keeping the riff-raff out.
I couldn’t work out how to tell my Space Hopper I didn’t need it anymore.
In the end, I let it down gently.