Just done my impression of a deflating spacehopper. Went down well.
My wife said she wanted a divorce due to my obsession with space hoppers.
I went off on one!
I’ve just won the World Space Hopper Championship three years on the bounce.
My wife said she wanted a divorce due to my obsession with space hoppers. I went off on one.
If you’re being pursued by an assailant on a space hopper, a tack is the best form of defence.
I swear Police are getting younger. One stopped me saying “Would you mind blowing into this sir?” 5 minutes later he got back on his space hopper.
For the one time you can rely on a Train Operator, you can guarantee that the rail service is not operating when you want to visit family, attractions, seaside etc.
As soon as the sun comes out for the Bank Holiday out come the signs on the station forecourt – “Rail Replacement Service”.
A couple of bouncers outside a night club keeping the riff-raff out.
I couldn’t work out how to tell my Space Hopper I didn’t need it anymore.
In the end, I let it down gently.